Why aren’t buckfast bottles made in plastic?

April 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm (Uncategorized)

With the broken glass so apparent everywhere, maybe those bleedin’ heart monks that cause so much destruction with their stimulant laden liquor should at least put it in plastic bottles.

No one really cares about the taste, which is treacle at best. 

I find it fairly disgusting that such a drink which is detremental to society is produced by representatives of God.  It’s fair to understand the monks need money to exist, but they could remove the caffeine and put in plastic bottles to lessen the problem.

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Sad alcohol tales

March 12, 2008 at 12:47 pm (Uncategorized)

My friend, GX, was slashed with a knife in a drunken argument.

The scars don’t look too bad, but it’s pretty awful.

Needless to say the slasher has been jailed.

GX is a bit quiet though but he’s still smiling.

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Fags…I mean cigarettes…

November 7, 2007 at 4:30 pm (Uncategorized)

Smoking is a big problem…most of China are now taking up the habit.

It causes circulation, respiratory, heart problems and such like, and of course cancer.

Many cigarettes have various chemicals in them to get you hooked longer and to let them burn better.

But they do keep you from putting on weight….

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Proper poison – Australian Brown Snake

July 4, 2007 at 11:32 am (Uncategorized)

The Australian brown snake is particularly deadly because it in fact has very fine teeth which when you are bitten, you don’t even feel it.

The posion hits your system – and if you don’t know what’s wrong with you, you might die.  Then also if you mess about with the wound, it makes it impossible for the hospital to determine which snake bit you and which anti-venom to give you.

Fortunately, these snakes only live in the Australian outback and not at your local laundrette….!

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Our favourite poison…

June 12, 2007 at 8:23 am (Uncategorized)

Yes, it’s our favourite poison – alcohol.  Socially accepted all over the world except in muslim states, it causes more trouble than a bad kebab before an important meeting.

CnH2n+1OH is the official formula of ‘booze’.

Intoxicating, yes.  In some people it makes them emotional, others violent, some happy.  This can be attributed to the testosterone release from the liver from alcohol….making people lively, horny and violent.

Long term alcohol users report being ‘flat’ when not drunk, this is probably because their body isn’t producing testosterone by itself, and relies on the alcohol.

In moderate quantities, it can thin the blood and be good for – but it is also potentially addictive and by and large, causes many more problems than it solves.

Read more at WIKI or if you have an alcohol problem, Talk to Frank

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